What's wrong with your phone?

Em,how would I word it to him? 

Should we be disturbed that @Mac#23 doesn't wanna know if his Irish chef can cook corned beef?

Couldn't you ask him if he trims bushes?

Maybe because corned beef is so easy to cook you don't have to be a chef?

 

 

Corner beef? 🤣🤣🤣

Oi you jillar, any corner beef? 

How safe is is corner beef? 

Mad cow disease? 

Bloody he'he'llis being a bitch catching now?

When did you get a stutter? 

What did she say?

Is it hard to pull up your pants when you're sporting an afro between your legs?

Wouldn't it just be hard to zip your pants?

Would you need a hair pick for that?

Maybe a lawnmower?

Do think a personal weed whacker would help?

Wouldn't that only be an issue if ya going commando?

Do you think going commando is a smart idea?

In general or only when the carpets a shag pile?

What do you think the itch factor is with shag pile?

The real question here is does the carpet match the drapes?

Is someone remodeling?

Would the carpet need to match the drapes if we were?

What happens if the carpet doesn't match the drapes?

It's time to remodel?