Isn't a square intelligent man called a nerd?

Yes yes jillar but whats that got to do with a sausage squasher arse..?

When did square stop meaning conventional and old fashioned?

It still means that here. Maybe in Scotland it refers to asses sitting on sausages?

Does sitting on sausage not refer to something else? 

What else would that be miss weegiewoman?

I'm still disturned by square sausages that look more like square hamburgers.... but back to Sslips point on square... I'm not really sure when the change happened but it was probably before the use of the term square went out of the vernacular because besides that song about it being hip to be square I've never heard it used. Wouldn't you say its a kinda old fashioned word ?

Isn't that appropriate?

Its appropriate if you get it, but what if you don't?

Does anyone get enough of it? 

Is there even such as thing?

Shouldn't you stop if you get a rash? 

Is the rash from sitting on sausages?

Are the sausages cooked?

Would you be tempted to have a nibble if they were? 

On a sat on sausage?

No on a cooked sausage, why would anyone cook a sat on sausage you silly sausage? 

Well how else would you get a square sausage,  you silly, silly sausage ?

Can I put syrup on this cooked silly square sausage?

Oh good God woman .... NO.... are you from another planet..?

Aren't all women from another planet? 

Aren't women from Venus and men from Mars?

 

And @Wee fluffy me don't knock it till you try it. Syrup on sausage is delish!

Somebody pass me the sick bucket..?

Where do you keep your sick bucket?

 

Do we not all use the mop bucket?