Are you saying that all Scottish people are 100% Scottish?

Are you trying to liken us to meat like they say 100% scotch beef? 

Would you rather be 100% bs?

How can you be so sure with your percentages? 

Do you think I'm a little off? Maybe your 25% meat and 75% bs?

Are we not 70% water? 

Would that make me 70% beer?

Is this cookie the dog? 

Why ever do you ask? WOOF!

Don't you think Aussies are way more likely to claim something else?

Are you a unicorn? 

Wouldn't jo pick a kangaroo before a unicorn?

Hey Weegie, what time's your flight?

What will we do without her for a week?

3.30pm and still not packed, could i be the most laid back here? 

Does your cat get freaked out if you pack too early like my pets do?

Packing only takes about 30 minutes doesn't it?

I think be default of birth location I win most laid back. Don't ya think this is where I play me straya card?

Ive two cats kitten and cookie??. Packing should be easy ive looked out the case. 

 

See if you are the most laid back jo do you have hairy armpits? 

And hairy legs?

Perhaps if I had eaten some of Jillars special brownies earlier this conversations would be easier to follow?

Jo, you most laid back? Are you more crazy than you seem?

@Joe7 you sound like my hubby, do you think that's why he can't follow my conversations?

@Joe7

Edited May 29, 20188 yr by jillar

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? 

I give, what's orange and sounds like a parrot?