You do realize that would make you half english, unless there's something my mum hasn't told me?

Should we go and see jezza? 

Isn't a mug or golf tee worse than socks or underwear?

How about some odorless underwear? Or would that be a gift for Mother's Day?

 

Yes tees and mugs are equally as bad, is that like cushioned pants? 

If I'm not mistaken they are fartbuster boxers, is that right Jillar.. 

My dad asks for soap on a rope, is that a bad gift?

Yes fluffy they are. And jo, what's your dad do with the rope on that soap?

Jo are you still living in the 70s?

Should I send her something from the future? We're in the 21st century here lol

Do you think it may blow her mind if it is too advanced?

Should I start with something small like soap that isn't on a rope?

Gee don't hang me for me father's crimes.....maybe he likes the 70s best cos that's when he got me?

Ha,ha that's funny. Or were you being serious?

 

just joking of course! 

Maybe he lives in jail and a soap on a rope is a safety concern?

 

(course joking)

Does he use it as a weapon in case someone walks up behind him?

Do you think its cos of his ranga hair he is so volatile?

 

_{(^^complete opposite to reality)}

I thought it was just rangas in the U.S.?

Maybe he needs one of my special brownies?

It would probably help his back if he had one. Do you think he would say yes, seeing as his big Just Say No talk was... "Oh I tried that marry-jo-annie stuff when I was younger, I didn't like it so you wont"?

Oh, were you going to tell him it was special?

Would it be naughty if I didn't?

Not really, do you know the saying "What they don't know won't hurt them"?

Could we put some tranqs in one for my mum as well as your special ingredients?

I could maybe get horse tranquilizers from the local feed store?

That might work, do you think they might have elephant ones?