wot is this for free you speak of... do you think 50cents a shot is too xy?

 (half that and you have your money)

It's not instant Shane, it's the kind you make in a coffee maker. I think it's a little more refined than instant?

I've never bought coffee from a coffee shop, isn't it stupidly expensive to buy that way?

ooohhhhh, aren't you californians posh?

 

Here's my coffee, it has to be ready within 15 seconds of the kettle boiling in the morning, so I can have a second cup three minutes later 

 

Wow, that instant coffee looks pretty fancy but does anyone else think it looks like a bottle of shampoo or is it just me?

 

Edited May 3, 20188 yr by jillar

Have I been doing it wrong all these years. Would I have more lucious locks if I'd been washing my hair with coffee?

Maybe it's worth a try?

Wouldn't I be in danger of some random aussie with a caffeine deficit, maybe for arguments sake use the name Jo, coming up to me in the street and licking my head?

Maybe you should bathe in it too then?

Have I ever told you, you're a genius?

A few times, but isn't that why I get the big bucks?

Does being a genius make ya teeth grow? 

Don't you just get a big head?

 

That doesn't look much like you though does it? 

Might it be her twin jack?

Is Jack not a bunny as well then? 

Isn't Jack a jackass?

Is he not like you? 

Not at all unless you think I'm a jackass too?

So Weegie would you care to answer that or should we change the subject now?

She sure got quiet didn't she?

Do you think she's gone into hiding like I had to after the 2 truths debacle?

Edited May 4, 20188 yr by Sslip

I don't understand why did we all mess up on that one..?

 

 

( this ones for slippy.. when did carte noire Change it a name to l'or??  Looks like an aldi/lidil knock off..!!)

Edited May 4, 20188 yr by Wee fluffy me

Wasn't it because Shane said childbirth was easy?

Yep that was just before he grabbed his Helmet I believe..?

He grabbed his helmet in front of yous?