The one that Warney then hand fun with?

Yes, she doesn't have very high standards does she?

Do you reckon she has fun though?

I never knew you were a swimmer slippy, do you count lengths? 

Yes both of them.

 

Does anyone do more than two lengths before hitting the sauna?

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Would you go nuddy in a sauna if you were in say germany where they are all nude? 

Yeah, wouldn't you?

Would it not burn yer back side? 

Not sure, do you think they have a flannel to sit on?

Who could fit their erse on a flannel? 

Jillar, could you fit your skinny arse on a flannel?

Surely if you clench and you have a reasonably large flannel?

 

Do you think its much of a problem given that Germans plant their naked bums in saunas on a daily basis?

@notsmokinjo yes I could, but do you have anything smaller?

I don't think Germans are germaphobic do you?

Maybe they figure the sauna with kill all the germs?

Don't you think it's best to be reasonably relaxed about these things?

Depends on the germ doesn't it?

What you think if the germ is relaxed then we can be too?

Germs relax?

When they're on their holidays. What else would they be doing in a sauna?

i dunno, I can't use public dunnies and you want me to put my sweaty naked arse on a sauna bench... do you think I don't know what goes on in there?

So I can just send my germs on vacation to Germany?

Oh can I send mine too?

If you want send them round mine, I do very reasonably prices for lodging.

 

You like the idea that I'll give you guys mate rates for hosting your germs?

Will you take them for touristy outings?