If it was me I'd be doing it. Do you not camp with an open fire? What is a throwaway BBQ?

Is this sacrilege?

 

And aye get camping fluffy youll love it, but camp somewhere with facilities ie a loo and shower? 

OMG...what drugs are you people on????  a butane camp oven is cheating this... this... is is I don't know what this is??? Is it an abomination? how do ya make ya coffee or ya billy tea? Don't your parks have built in BBQs???

Jo, why so sad, this is perfect for our one sunny day of the year 

 

What do you use for BBQ on the beach? 

Wouldn't I used the free bbq provided by the council???

 

Oh that is awesome isn't it?

we have them at all our parks, and footy/cricket grounds at the local level... you usually need to sacrafice half a beer to make sure its clean but you just push the button and then in a couple of minutes its ready to go. Seriously you do not have these?

 

(We even have them at our outdoor swimming pools.. well some, but my local one has them)

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WOW.. is all i got to say...

 

Except that's not a question is it ?

Who else canny see a bbq in that pic? 

Um @WeegieWoman the barbie is wooden and silver metal boxy thing on the right hand side of the screen... it has 2 hotplates... there is a little b'utton on the front under each plate... you push the button and magic, its a BBQ... don't you think convict engineering is pretty awesome, we've really made this prison our own... those English are soo silly don't you agree?

But isn't it pretty smart there's places in the world we can vacation where some semblance of our language is spoken ?

and drive on the same side of the road?

We are the oddities in that respect aren't we?

are you a space oddity?

Ground Control to Major Tom
Ground Control to Major Tom
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
Ground Control to Major Tom (ten, nine, eight, seven, six)

 

Can you hear me Major Tom...?

The major is out right now, if you'd like to leave a message he'll get back to you, but

 

There's a starman waiting in the sky
He'd like to come and meet us
But he thinks he'd blow our minds

 

Would you like your mind to be blown?

Oooww yes please cos....  here am I sitting in a tin can, far above the world.
Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do...

 

Is there anything I can do..?

Take a look at the lawman

Beating up the wrong guy
Oh man, wonder if he'll ever know
He's in the best selling show

Is there life on Mars?

Who knows
Not me
We never lost control 
You're face to face 
With the man who sold the world

 

Who knows?

Can we chi chi chi chi change the subject? 

Do you think time may change me?

Boys keep swinging, boys always work it out dont they?

But can you change time?

Is it saxophone time? 

Are you hankering after good sax weegie?