What’s all that green stuff for?

You dont like buttery cabbage?

Isn’t that a waste of butter?

What veg do you like?

yes please?

Can you please ignore my mismatched cutlery? 

Did you know that if you hadn't said anything I wouldn't have noticed?

Am i pedantic?

If you were wouldn't you have matching silverware?

That looks great @WeegieWoman bit who killed the puff.....?

Hands up,what did i do wrong?

Why does my phone keep saying bit instead of but...?

 

 

(My hand is up)

it looks delicious I just though your puff looked a bit peely wally,  could just be the light or am I talking sh*te ???

Edited April 20, 20188 yr by Wee fluffy me
Forgot me question mark and don't want banged up by the grammar polic....?

Oooo can i have some home made wine?

Only if I can get some stew and puff and och go on a wee bit of cabbage tò??

That was so mean, i'm just going to torture myself with that pic until i can eat properly again. Was that your cunning plan Weegie?

Could you have a cheat day on the diet? 

Do you think the daily blood test would show if I cheated?

Are you on a forced diet? 

The endocrinologist is making me do a low iodine diet, don't you think he's mean?

Can I google “low iodine diet” before I answer?

You can just read my post in the health and fitness thread if you want?

It could be worse, right? 

yes I could have no meat... that would be worse don't you think?

Since I eat no veggies, Wouldn’t I starve?  

My kid doesn't eat anything that didn't have a face, do you follow the same life rule?