Is it you thats causing all this climate change?

Do you think its my baby dog who's farts could strip paint?

would it bring a tear to a glass eye?

Do you think it could get its own postcode?

what if you don't listen close?

 

can you ignore a fart?

More importantly can a fart ignore you?

i dont think farts have a conscious do they?

If they did would they happen in the worst possible places?

Do you think they're maybe just mischievious?

Like a leprechaun? 

Oh, so leprechauns are the embodiment of a fart?

If the shoe fits?

are the tears in our eyes the reason we can't see leprechauns?

Are you looking low enough?

what, maybe the fart isn't the ultimate disguise?

Do you think I'm a Leprechaun expert?

Well, aren't you Irish?

I guess I am aren't I?!

are you the expert on you?

sorry ...posted too late

Edited March 22, 20188 yr by beazel

Are you implying I'm a leprechaun?

My sister is really short so could she be a leprechaun?

Is she a smaller bunny than you?

She's not smaller, just shorter. Does that count?

Is she, by any chance, Green?