Is it because they taste crap? 

Have you tasted crap?

because we wrap them in white cabbage with mayonaise?

 

Is that the recipe for a tasty crap?

We get a bad press for the mars bars but don't you think the folks of Devon are just so wrong for deep frying their creme eggs..??

Ever wonder why British food isn't called cuisine?

its never explained?

 

If I wrap a candy bar in cabbage and deep fry it, is is then a vegetable?

Could you wrap your xmas pressies with cabbage?

Would wrapping pressies in money make them even better?

Is the present cabbage?

That would be a cheapskate pressie would it not?  

Depends on what denomination of money it's wrapped in doesn't it?

Would a brussel sprout ie miniature cabbage not be much easier to wrap in cash? 

Wouldn't I get more cash from cabbage wrapping?

Heres an idea why not just ask for cash in a card? 

Isn't cabbage the gift that keeps giving?   

are you so inclined?

Was that a bold question?

I have years of payback to give my hubby don't you think?

We ve got to give as good as we get dont we?

Did he give it to her good?

Is nightly Dutch ovens considered good?

Did it keep yous warm in winter?

Would you not rather be cold if that was the alternative?