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Did you hear it ding?
March 13, 20188 yr
How we look @ cleavage.... Like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away!!! Is it the same from women looking at the package?
I thought you were suppose to shake the package and try to guess what's in it?
March 25, 20188 yr
Who else read that as bum cream?
Are you corn beef?
Are you saying I'm meaty?
Are you afraid you are now prey?
I've heard you guys eat bunnies, are cats next?
I have to hide again?!
Is she making Chinese?
Wouldn't she need dog then?
If dogs make Chinese food what do cats do?
Aren't they just happy they're not dogs?
So, am I safe?
My cats would make a good pancake roll, you need a bit of fat dont ya?
Should I disguise myself as a cat then?
I have a mensa test for you, do you like carrots?
Is that a trick question?
Is it halloween?
Wasn't there talk of eating bunnies?
Beazel I'm confused, don't all pvssies want to be eaten?
Have you ever had your mouth washed out with carbolic soap Jo?
Are you saying ive got bad breath?
can you smell it over the phone?
Did you just fart?
Do you have to ask?
Does carbolic soap taste better than dish washing liquid or Tabasco sauce?
Are you going to rub the bar of soap across her teeth like my mom did?
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