False, no one wants my cooking lol

 

TNP doesn't give your fur babies people food

True, mostly.

 

TNP likes many different types of sausage

False, I like a few but not many

 

TNP could eat pizza for dinner everyday

False but I had it last night 

 

TNP has been to Niagra Falls

True, I think

 

TNP likes long road trips in the car

True, haven't been on one though in a long time 😞

 

TNP uses Uber or Lyft 

False

 

TNP works from home 

True

 

TNP cuts their own hair

False, luckily

 

TNP hangs out with the neighbors

True, we love our neighbors

 

TNP likes to fish

True, or at least I used to but it may have just been an excuse to sit around with a beer and a smoke.

 

TNP plays golf regularly

 

 

False, I did use to play frisbee golf a few times a week though

 

TNP has played frisbee golf

False, I've played golf and I've played frisbee but never both at the same time.

 

TNP goes to the beach regularly

 

 

True Hangs out with the Mermaids

 

TNP Walks very fast everywhere

 

False, except when I'm exercising, otherwise usually going at dog walking speed.  

 

TNP rarely drives a car

False  drives dog to the beach for a walk 

 

TNP Has stopped eating cakes 

True, rarely eat sweet foods -- my one healthyish habit

 

TNP is starting a new, improved exercise regimen 

True, will be meaner and fitter soon

 

TNP loves to play games on the phone 

False, no games on my flip phone 😆

 

TNP drinks at least one soft drink a day

False, not always even once a year

 

TNP is travelling  abroad soon

False, I hate flying

 

TNP has children

False. TNP has chickens.

False, no !it's or chickens lol

 

TNP has or had some species of bird

False, except for the winged transients who visit the yard

 

TNP has a fish tank

False now I have a pond instead

 

TNP volunteers somewhere