September 26Sep 26 On her first day at the retirement home the new manager addressed all the seniorshighlighting her most important rule: "The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males and, likewise, the male dormitory will be out-of-bounds to the females. Anybody caught breakingthis rule will be fined $20 the first time."She continued. "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60 and, if you're caught a third time it will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?" At this point, an older lady named Kathystood up in the crowd and inquired....."How much is it for a season ticket?"
Sunday at 12:41 AM4 days Although an unexplained phenomenon, there is a place on the outskirts of Mayfield, Nebraska, where the sun does not shine." Edited Sunday at 12:42 AM4 days by Cbdave
Yesterday at 12:20 AM1 day Mr four from next door was playing cowboysHe yelled “Yippee ki yay”So I naturally filled in the next bit…..He’s learnt a cool new wordRecon I’m in trouble
Yesterday at 05:56 AM1 day My wife was in town and a lady came up and whispered she had a clothing mishap.Odd shoes .....noFly undone ......noTop inside out.....noDress tucked into her undies..NoShe had a t-towel over one shoulder
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