January 13, 20251 yr An old pensioner walked up to a parking officer putting a ticket on the windscreen. You blokes are all the same: you never give a pensioner a break! Pack of bastards! Oh yeah? said the officer. Cop this, and wrote out another ticket with the first. Typical! said the pensioner, your mother probably worked in the fish market and you were born under the filleting bench! Thats it! says the officer writing madly, Ive written you up for everything I can think of and he jammed the tickets under the wiper with the rest. The pensioner started to walk away. Where are you going? shouted the officer. To finish my shopping thats not my car!
January 14, 20251 yr On 1/11/2025 at 9:20 PM, Stewbum said: So many questions. But I bet it started with watch this..... -Jeff Foxworthy- i It definitely started with "Hold my beer and watch this"
January 24, 20251 yr I offer the following re interpretation of language A biker went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the biker and asked, "Are you a real biker?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on Harleys. My momma was pregnant with me when she rode on the back of my Daddy's Harley, then as a little boy I rode on the back with my Daddy until I finally got my own Harley. I've been riding a Harley ever since. So yes, I guess I am a real biker." She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women; when I shower, watch TV, eat, whatever, everything seems to make me think of women." Then she got up and left. The biker was thinking about what just happened when a man sat down next to the biker and asked, "Are you a real biker?" He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
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