What a weird song. Love the lyrics and the beat

 

Post dumb thing you did TODAY here....

 

 

I put the empty can in frig and tried to put my plate in recycling bin. Just too many things in hands and that little dog under foot. I can't think with that dog in room. I keep waiting for it to chew hole in floor or piss on me. Puppy wearing me out

You can fix stupid but I still try. So guy at work runs overtime list. Every single time he calls me (instead of letting me come into station and see the posted list,) I get screwed. But I still answer his call. Hey you want detail or do you want to pass? It will be wrong answer which ever I pick. He has a better detail he is not filling yet or if I pass the one offered will be last one for a month. If I just wait till I go in I can get complete story but nope. I answer him on phone thinking he is got it all right this time.

 

So every time I say I am not answering and guess what I do?

 

Today I answered again and two hours later I find out I passed when I should have had an 8 hour detail. I can only blame myself cuz he isn't going to change.

You can can't fix stupid but I still try. 

 

:)

Foiled by spellcheck and fat fingers again. Jimmy pull the bus around

I can spell KAT  :)

Dawg.

So your all so smart and nobody got a mistake to admit to...

 

 

Guess I will have to call foul soon and start pointing out things...

Guess I will have to call foul fowl soon and start pointing out things...

 

Man you're bad at typing! Just call me already, no need to advertise.

I blame it on the boogie....

I got one for you Bakon and may also be a regular on this thread.

 

The other day I was cleaning my Beardy's house out. I took the glass doors of but as I cleaned it I didn't lay it at an angle and even though I wasn't pressing hard the glass smash. So at the moment she has one glass door, a piece of the bottom of a draw and a cereal packet. Bless her I would take a pic and show you but I'm in work.

 

This is what it should look like:

 

 

I put the peanut butter away yesterday.  Last night somebody asked me why it was in the fridge  :o

Drove out in my slippers today, to be fair they look like ugg boots but sooooooo grateful I didn't have to get out of car when I realised my dumb moment!

Put my make up remover that I just bought away - in the pantry with the diced tomatoes.  :)  Daughter found it the next day, "Why is your makeup remover in the pantry?"

 

"Go to your room!" I said.  Just kidding I didn't say that.  :)

I'm off the grid. ..... Now I'm back on. ..... Did anyone miss me?

I'm off the grid. ..... 

 weirdo