October 3, 20205 yr Keep your tongue out of the way Do you think dogs care that their tail and ears are surgically altered?
October 6, 20205 yr Not if they have low self-esteem issues My cat keeps staring at me and it's not even dinnertime yet, how do I tell what she wants?
October 7, 20205 yr Clearly you're not a cat owner because my cat stares me down for breakfast, dinner and late night snacks! What's the recipe for water?
October 7, 20205 yr Step 1. Walk to the sink Step 2. Turn on the faucet Is it better to filter your water or just drink from the tap?
October 7, 20205 yr It might be better to filter it but it's a pain in the ass to try to aim it into a glass and hold a filter at the same time What drinks do I need to learn how to make in order to pass the bar exam?
October 8, 20205 yr Have someone throw a few at you and you'll find out why If I put my hair in a bun how the heck am I supposed to eat it?
October 9, 20205 yr Because you go through it so quickly Can I reduce my carbon footprint by wearing smaller shoes?
October 9, 20205 yr That depends, are they carbonless shoes Does anyone ever answer a message in a bottle? Edited October 9, 20205 yr by Mac#23
October 9, 20205 yr Only if the bottle contains a self-addressed, stamped envelope. Who was it that said, "There are no stupid questions?"
October 9, 20205 yr The guy who knew all the stupid answers Is it a golf shirt or a polo shirt? Edited October 9, 20205 yr by Mac#23
October 9, 20205 yr Depends on which sport you're playing If I pet my cat four times how many times do I have to pet my dog so she won't get jealous?
October 10, 20205 yr It depends, is the cat watching How come flower bulbs don't light up like light bulbs?
October 10, 20205 yr They do you just can't see them because they're all underground If I run out of stupid questions do I have to quit playing this game?
October 11, 20205 yr Does anyone ever run out of stupid questions Why do people rebuild homes in Tornado Alley?
October 16, 20205 yr For the excitement of it If fake grass is supposed to look like real grass then why don't they put a few fake weeds in it?
October 17, 20205 yr Then you have to buy some fake weed killer Why are fire hydrants also called fire plugs?
October 17, 20205 yr They're not I bought a can of chili because it said it makes a great topping on dogs but my dog keeps running away so what am I doing wrong?
October 18, 20205 yr Because it's a weed and everyone knows you can't control weeds If there's no such thing as a stupid question then how are we able to play this game?
October 19, 20205 yr Maybe we change the game to " ask a ridiculous question get a ridiculous answer" Do you think that musical electric chairs will be a fun new game?
October 19, 20205 yr Maybe for those on death row How come vanilla beans are brown but vanilla ice cream is cream color?
October 19, 20205 yr Duh... Cream is cream colored What's the difference between a coat and a jacket?
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