November 11, 20205 yr Well you can't down your drink until you pick up your drink first Who decided that 4:20 was the right time to get baked?
November 11, 20205 yr A bunch of Grateful Dead followers did but a true stoner knows anytime is a good time 😋 Can eye teeth see?
November 12, 20205 yr Mr. Webster's publisher If someone tells you to take a seat then is it wrong to literally take the seat and leave?
November 12, 20205 yr No its fine because they told you to take it. What happens when a sign says take one and you take two?
November 13, 20205 yr It depends if someone sees you or not If you are already wearing a coat why would you need to wear and overcoat?
November 13, 20205 yr Because they prefer grass. If you get pregnant in Vegas does the baby have to stay there?
November 13, 20205 yr Not originally but whenthey get older it's mandatory to move back Can I sit in a gaming chair when I'm not playing games?
November 13, 20205 yr You can if you want a bunch of dirty looks If diamonds are a girls best friend should i tell my best friend Jim so he doesn't here it from someone else?
November 14, 20205 yr It's best he hears it from you first Why do they call a woman's purse a hand bag?
November 15, 20205 yr Because of all the times we say "hand me my bag" When does the squirts become diarrhea? 😂
November 16, 20205 yr They are fizchick. How is lying back and thinking of England supposed to get you through a shitty sex experience? (I mean England, really, shouldn't they have said lie back and think of a Hemsworth...or some such)
November 16, 20205 yr Because of all the rock hard structures 🤣 ( Get your mind out of the gutter I'm talking about the castles) Is gratifying yourself considered a sexual experience or just busy work? 😆
November 17, 20205 yr It depends on the amount of foreplay If knocked up means you're pregnant why doesn't knocked down mean you had the thing?
November 22, 20205 yr Haha... I really don't know how to answer that When someone says to you, this doesn't smell right can you try it and let me know. Why do we try it?
November 23, 20205 yr I was completely baffled by the questions stupidity Why is it called a sidewalk when it runs parallel to the front of the house?
November 23, 20205 yr Because "parallel to the front of the house" couldn't fit on a road sign If two "no's" make a "yes" why doesn't two "wrongs" make a "right"?
November 23, 20205 yr Who says two "no's" make a yes What's the difference between a throw and a blanket Edited November 23, 20205 yr by Mac#23
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