November 24, 20205 yr Only seeing eye teeth get eye exams What's the difference between "a few" and "a couple"?
November 24, 20205 yr When that part of your hair looks like shit you want to bang your head against the wall What is the difference between a wall and a partition?
November 24, 20205 yr Who says they didn't Why are they called a snake on land but an eel in the water? Edited November 24, 20205 yr by Mac#23
November 24, 20205 yr Eels are to snakes what apes are to humans How long can I blame everything on menopause?
November 24, 20205 yr Until people stop listening to you Do you need to know math to do paint by numbers?
November 24, 20205 yr If you don't want a green horse you do Why is a rabbits foot good luck since it obviously wasn't for the bunny?
November 25, 20205 yr I was just wondering that myself Shouldn't they be called binocular eyes instead?
November 25, 20205 yr Then what would you call binoculars Do you think that twinkies and mayonnaise will still be good after 30yrs on the shelf?
November 25, 20205 yr Mayo, nope, Twinkies yep cos aren't they just the chemical version of a cockroach, they'd survive an atomic blast. (Have never eaten a twinkie) If I sniff the hand wash gel will I get buzzed?
November 25, 20205 yr Is there something we need to know here, Jo? Can hand sanitizer be applied anywhere or just the hands?
November 25, 20205 yr Because of all the hot air in the kitchen Isn't a blimp just a weird shaped balloon?
November 25, 20205 yr Who you calling wierd shaped? AT least ya didn't say large. If sniffing the sanitizer won t give me a buzz what about licking it?
November 25, 20205 yr Licking it won't give you a buzz and I don't recommend it If you use hand lotion on any other body part besides your hands does it not work?
November 25, 20205 yr Well I've heard it has a lubricating effect on a certain body part but technically you'd still b e using it on ya hand. Are we sure mother nature isn't really a psycho path, have You not seen the a Australian fauna and flora?
November 25, 20205 yr I think Mother Nature plays favorites Why can't you buy whole turkeys all year long?
November 26, 20205 yr Duh.. Thanksgiving is in November Why are turkeys considered birds if they can't fly?
November 27, 20205 yr If its outdoors its a spigot, indoors a tap Why does home cooking always taste better then restaurant food?
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