September 19, 20205 yr They unlock the piano padlock Why do parking spots have yellow lines but no one parks between them?
September 20, 20205 yr It sounds better then shed How do you tell before the fart if it's going to stink or not?
September 21, 20205 yr You can't, just let it rip and take your chances When you feel gas coming on how do you know when you should make a bee line for the bathroom?
September 21, 20205 yr Because it's an inanimate object Who came up with the names for all 64 colors in the crayola crayon box?
September 21, 20205 yr Snow White and the seven dwarfs did How can you find time if it's not lost to begin with?
September 23, 20205 yr Just like everyone else they got junk in the trunk Who's tougher, superman or batman?
September 23, 20205 yr Superman but Batman has a cooler car Why do they call people who wear glasses four eyes?
September 23, 20205 yr How else would you know they were super?! Why do all super heroes wear tights?
September 24, 20205 yr That's what makes them super Why do people think saying "in bed" after reading their fortune cookie is so funny?
September 24, 20205 yr Because they're nerds and have never had sex Was revenge of the nerds movie a true story?
September 24, 20205 yr Probably The T and the E word off on my keyboard so how do I know which is which?
September 24, 20205 yr It doesn't. It's an evil satanic misfit that gets its pleasure from picking any word it wants and replacing it with any word it wants Why can't I get my CD player to play my vhs tapes?
September 25, 20205 yr Cuz you can't fit a rectangular box into a round hole. What"s the difference between Wi-Fi and Hi-Fi?
September 25, 20205 yr Because it's an ingredient not a meal How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
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