British people thinking they are meteorologists

 

How much is too much?

 

 

 

 

that's too much you just crossed the line.

 

how do we know where the line is ?

I drew it in the sand.

 

If there's a fence but no grass can it still be greener on the other side?

If there is a pond full of algae, yes

 

Is a fence meant to keep us out or to keep mother nature in?

Edited June 29, 20188 yr by jillar

Its meant to keep the riff raff out, or is that a wall?

 

Where do the cows go bong?

Are you quoting Spike?

 

Why did he fancy Buffy so much?

Edited July 7, 20188 yr by Sslip

Because of Mrs Beasley

 

Why are all the good ones taken?

Shhh Jillar, I thought we weren't talking about the alien abductions anymore.

 

When the hell were current buns a penny?

Prior to 1783. When America became independent they taxed currents and they went up to 2 pence.

 

where can I get a room or trailer to rent for 50 cents.

Bangor, Maine ... but I think its a royal discount.

 

I grew up with metric... so how much would half a pound of tuppeny rice cost?

 

 

tuppence .(two pence) for a pound so one pence for half a pound

(2.2 pounds in a kilo)so 4.4 pence for a kilo.(Plus a few hundred years of inflation and relevant taxes say 50 pounds a kilo.

 

 

whats good for headaches ?

 

 

 

Man I'm breaking the chick code here... but truthfully, from a scientific perspective... an orgasm.

 

Where are there only 12 monkies in the army.?

In a barrel, see illustration below

 

 

Why don't they have a barrel of zebras?

Because they already had crossing... its all about equality don't you know.

 

how the hell did they come up with the name Cricket for a sport involving bats and balls?

Blame the sticks. 

 

Is it better to polish my own balls or should I get my teammates in on the action? 

well I really think you should be the only one to make decisions about who does or doesn't polish your balls but remember getting your team mates involved is what started all the issues for the Aussies in Sth Africa.

 

Can you say Sth Africa without either slipping into the accent or hearing it in your head??

Edited July 9, 20188 yr by notsmokinjo

Think of Patsy Kensit's accent in Lethal Weapon 2. Aversion therapy does work.

 

Has there ever been less effort put into an accent than that of Sean Connery in Highlander? 

Michael Caton  in The Castle maybe.

 

But why can there be only one?

It's a kind of magic and if there is more than one vision, that becomes chaos not to mention insufficient fried chicken to go around. 

 

Who wants to live forever? 

I don't ... but I wouldn't mind wallowing in champagne... oops wrong song.

 

Why are diamonds a girls best friend?

Because dogs were already taken, so tough shit. 

 

What's the truth of the matter? 

That it has mass and volume and we probably live on an electron within an atom of some giant object like a chair.

 

How can the Fibonacci sequence be everywhere?

I'm beginning to see the pattern to your questions

 

I know what orange tastes like but how about red? 

Cinnamon

 

So my favourite socks have holes in them... can I keep them for Sundays?

 

 

socks need a hole in them or you cant get them on if they have lots of holes they are called gloves.

 

so do we all need to wear waistcoats again like gareth southgate.