June 18, 20188 yr Yes, unless you're like 12 then the old ways are ancient They say I need to feed my plants but they won't eat anything I cook, should I try fast food? Edited June 18, 20188 yr by jillar
June 19, 20188 yr For the sake of your hubby should you try cookery lessons? How do you know which side is the wild side you should be walking on?
June 19, 20188 yr Well it's worked for Steven Tyler for 100 years so yea I think you should Why don't fish drink water?
June 19, 20188 yr Sometimes it goes shopping and sometimes to the movies How on earth can a snore saw a log?
June 26, 20188 yr I dunno, in Aus they only cut wood. How can a round flat bit of bread with some grilled toppings on it be called a pie?
June 26, 20188 yr Lack of imagination Why do pets only throw up after you go to bed or super early in the morning?
June 26, 20188 yr because they want you to proove you love them. Why is it when the girl pets have a chuck (throw up) they just go on with their lives as if nothing is wrong but when the boy pets do they collapse in a heap as if they are dying and the world is going to end?
June 26, 20188 yr Boy pets are embarrassed and girl pets are used to spouting forth vomit from their lips? Why can't I stay out of trouble?
June 26, 20188 yr because trouble is your middle name...oops, was that sposed to be a secret? How do loose lips sink ships?
June 27, 20188 yr The answer went down with the ship If that's what she said, is it also what he said?
June 27, 20188 yr Who cares what he said, her opinion is the one that matters! Why do you never see black fireworks?
June 28, 20188 yr For the same reason you don't see brown fireworks Are you picking up what I'm putting down?
June 28, 20188 yr Beauty is subjective. If you're feeling hot, hot, hot, why bang on about it, shouldn't you just turn the aircon on?
June 28, 20188 yr To find someone else who is feeling hot, hot, hot and share the love. What idiot came up with the saying cold hands warm heart?
June 28, 20188 yr Because a round off double back flip is a bit beyond them. Why do bananas come down the stairs in pairs?
June 29, 20188 yr IT'S A TRAP, don't fall for it!! Why don't men's balls bounce? Edited June 29, 20188 yr by jillar
June 29, 20188 yr Oh they do, you just gotta rip them off and throw them hard enough What on earth is an Indian Summer? Edited June 29, 20188 yr by notsmokinjo
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