March 31, 20188 yr They did it just didn't make the directors final cut Why won't my candle opera sing?
March 31, 20188 yr Because it only sings at Hanuka and definitely not at pass over. If you happy why wouldn't you know it?
April 1, 20188 yr Because your face is saying otherwise If you burn the candle at both ends which end goes in the holder?
April 1, 20188 yr Because the sheep you would normally count have all been served up for easter dinner Should I watch warhorse?
April 1, 20188 yr If you're in the mood to cry go for it Why do my neighbors make confetti eggs and smash them on everyone every Easter?
April 1, 20188 yr Because if they made them from steel they'd end up on an assault charge Would you buy a car from this man?
April 2, 20188 yr Yes as long as it wasn't that man Why does food cook by others always taste better?
April 2, 20188 yr Cos you don't know what's gone into it. Why do we call it The Outback when its not just out back but frickin miles from anywhere? Edited April 2, 20188 yr by notsmokinjo Maybe its possible I forgot a qu
April 2, 20188 yr It used to be called way, way outback, but you know how aussies like to contract stuff. Why am I the last to know?
April 2, 20188 yr no but ive made whoopee. how can you build a bridge over troubled water wouldn't a tunnel be better ?
April 2, 20188 yr They build a bridge simply because no one can hold their breath long enough underwater to build a tunnel Do I have to be gassy to go to a gas station?
April 2, 20188 yr No I've seen you try to light your farts, stay away from the gas station Why are flaming bottoms considered funny?
April 2, 20188 yr cos women are gorgeous If all dogs go to heaven, does that mean all I need to do to get there is be a bit of a dog?
April 2, 20188 yr Yes but that entails the ability to lick your own balls. Once that is mastered you can get in If I color my brunette hair blond will I turn into a dumb blond?
April 3, 20188 yr Well dye your hair blonde, then lick my balls, it guarantees we both get to heaven. How far is too far?
April 3, 20188 yr ^^^??????????? Boo said nothing is too much info, so ergo, nothing is too far. Has Slippy been having pineapple?
April 3, 20188 yr I'm a two pineapple a day man now, let me guess that's bad for me as well! Can money be made from daydreams or is that just a flight of fancy?
April 3, 20188 yr If you know a Hollywood producer I'd say your chances are fair Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
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