You want to know that, go check with Arthur.

 

When pigs evolve to fly will we have to come up with another saying?

Yeah, nah just add the amendum... Backwards over France. (Flying backwards should involve further evolution, emus still can't walk backwards)

 

Will I need to armour to ask Arthur?

Only if you're worried about arthur going mad and going criss cross, criss cross, criss cross at you with a pizza cutter.

 

Why is the middle of australia empty?

Because it is required for our world domination.

 

Trust someone who's serious about pizza to plot against me.

 

Will the younguns make me catch tomorrer cos its gunna be 31degC?????

Remember who the boss of you is! That's right Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth and she wants you to catch.

 

If laughter is the best medicine why did Tommy Cooper die?

cos life is a terminal std.

 

She ain't my boss I voted for the flipping republic.

 

If animals could talk would you want ya pets to meet ya friends?

 

Edited March 2, 20188 yr by notsmokinjo

Hell no, the lizard would speak with a forked tongue.

 

And as for the cat, the self obsessed SOBs would allow friends if they could speak!

 

If life is a rollercoaster when do I get to do loop the loop?

When you deserve it.

 

Is semi fredo just what ya call it when ya have a dodgey fridge?

Yes if you're trying to fool the person eating the melted dessert

Why do refrigerators run?

 

Edited March 8, 20188 yr by jillar

If they strolled they'd simply be chillers

 

Which fool dropped the ball?

Dunno but I think he played for the cats. ?

 

Why don't the sticks appreciate our contributions to the babes thread?

Edited March 14, 20188 yr by notsmokinjo

Cheap shot ...

 

So cheap in fact you forgot to ask a stupid question.

 

Who do you think you are?

Who I think I am and who you think I am is really only relative to our perceptions and internal core values.

 

No a cheap shot would a been, must a been a cat when he stopped to pick up his handbag. ?

 

I repeat, why don't the sticks appreciate our contributions to the babes thread?  .. But yes I did edit it while you were typin yours.

insecure or just because get your own bloody topic ladies!

 

When will we ever get to tomorrow?

Tomorrows kinda muggy an overcast 

 

Why are bananas bent?

Edited March 15, 20188 yr by notsmokinjo

Some more than others? That's just how life goes.

 

Why are carrots orange?

Cos they'd look weird if they were blue.

 

Why does victory give you a high?

Because I'm out of pot

 

Why are the sticks so insecure about the babe thread? (Lol)

We just like to be centre of attention and we're equally gorgeous, just more humble.

 

Do you think Fluffy buys purple carrots?

Of course not, she grows them.

 

Do you think I should get take out tonight?

Yes if the sky is blue

 

Pizza?

Might get roast...yes we have a takeaway roast shop...but I feel like a kebab.

 

Do you feel let down by your brethren? 

oh roast or kebab ... now i'm hungry. must go to bed before I put on another 3 lbs.

 

Sorry was there a stupid question in there somewhere?

Yes carrying a whole gender would make one tired, though ya probably just lost 10kg with all the weight lifting you did.

 

Why is a top when it spins?

Because the inventor took too much acid 

 

Why should I keep talking to my plants when they won't talk to me?