14

 

The sleepy dick

 

What? It's a flower for heaven's sake!

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I have never in my puff heard that one..

 

 

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Ride a **** horse to Banbury Cross

Edited August 10, 20188 yr by Sslip
It's a bloody nursery rhyme for heaven's sake

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To see a fine lady upon a white horse

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With rings on her fingers

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And bells on her toes

14  She shall have music

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Wherever she goes

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Hickory dickory dock

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The mouse ran up the clock

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the clock struck one

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The mouse ran down

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Hickory Dickory Dock.

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Hey diddle diddle

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The cat did a piddle and the fiddle

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The cow jumped over the moon

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The little dog barffed

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To see such fun 

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And the dish ran away with the spoon.

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Mary had a little lamb

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Full of funny frollicks

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It went wherever she went

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Cos she tickled his

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balls and dick.