I think I speak for many when I say that you are, indeed, ding dongs.  As for you Saz, I don't know who is causing all the "clutter" but I do know they are likely to see this post and may note that your sig has "thus far" been left alone.  Bwahahahahahaha !   :sarcastic_blum:  :tease:

 

 

 

 

Sazerac, on 21 Oct 2014 - 4:24 PM, said:
Pardon, my intrusion Love Birds,

But,  I have posted in error and led My Sister astray.

I just put it together, Doreen.
Wiley didn't mean We were Ding and Dong.  That clever, clever fellow with the gnarly signature didn't mean Us.
We are NOT the Ding and Dong Sisters.
The Ding & Dong Sisters are making a big mess inserting signature photos and other mayhem,
(I think it is Coleen, Jenny and possibly Ava and Babs.  The Important chicks here on the Big Salary)

We remain The Smut Sisters.
Blameless, Always.
​Sorry for any inconvenience.
Love,
S

G&J all the way!!!  :P

Dear, most Esteemed Sista Ding of Dongs,

 

I have all goofy signatures turned OFF

 

so as to prevent SEIZURES.

 

Seizures are my bane, I am forced to admit.

 

You may not want to be held responsible for any (ahem) mishaps.

 

Can we, as Sisters,  not present a united and Kindly front ?

 

and I beg you...I beg you !  I am begging, on my bruised knees to keep your capable and busy hands off my signature.

 

I understand your interference is a sign of affection  :heart: ...yet, sometimes too much love is just too much, you understand.

 

Sincerely,

S

One of Many

I am confused.

Dear, most Esteemed Sista Ding of Dongs,

 

I have all goofy signatures turned OFF

 

so as to prevent SEIZURES.

 

Seizures are my bane, I am forced to admit.

 

You may not want to be held responsible for any (ahem) mishaps.

 

Can we, as Sisters,  not present a united and Kindly front ?

 

and I beg you...I beg you !  I am begging, on my bruised knees to keep your capable and busy hands off my signature.

 

I understand your interference is a sign of affection  :heart: ...yet, sometimes too much love is just too much, you understand.

 

Sincerely,

S

One of Many

Can we, as Sisters,  not present a united and Kindly front ?<============   This is what I thought we were doing until YOUR POST!  ( I won't ask why your knees are bruised-lol)   I think, Ms. ding dong,that you need to be more open to the different presentations of love.   We almost had to change the rating from G to X when you posted that last pic....As for seizures, we've already tested the resilience of our members with Bakon.  No one died or even got a cramp, though there was that one time when........ahem...but I regress.    I am sure your sig will be fine.  You have it turned off anyway so it's not like you'd know if it wasn't fine.   Besides, Doreen likes her sig!  Doesn't she?....  

I have no idea what is going on... But I do note that DDs signature appears to have remained unaltered throughout this whole episode...

You have my undying Love & Affection,

Darlin' Jenny,  Moderator,  **STAFF

 

and my unabated  astonishment

 

for having "Tested the Resilience of members",

 

How is that accomplished ?  Is it terribly complicated ?

 

Do you find it tiring or energizing ?

 

It is certainly something a Sacred Sister should know.

 

I'll check with Doreen in the morning, she knows a lot.

 

In the meantime, please be sure to visit, The Sacred Sisters of 'S'  Salon, won't you ?

 

You will fit like a hand in a glove.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I have no idea what is going on... But I do note that DDs signature appears to have remained unaltered throughout this whole episode...

Thinking outside the box....

Bravo!!

 

 

I like playing with my new friend, Jenny.  She is FUN.  and Smart.  :wub:  and Clever and gave me belly laughs tonight !

Women are ding dongs? I agree

Sorry to be a party pooper...but I don't have time to scroll through huge signatures to get to a message.  I wish sig bombing would stop...blocking all for now!  Also, I think my sig should say what I want...not what someone else wants....also think it makes people feel excluded...imho

hmm

Sorry to be a party pooper...but I don't have time to scroll through huge signatures to get to a message.  I wish sig bombing would stop...blocking all for now!  Also, I think my sig should say what I want...not what someone else wants....also think it makes people feel excluded...imho

 

All humor aside,

I'm with Nancy.

I wouldn't be looking on this site if I couldn't turn the sig bombs off.

I have deleted mine...I didn't take the ticker off though. I did create that ticker with a picture, it's not something I have to have though if it annoys you guys.  I will leave it until otherwise instructed.

I have deleted mine...I didn't take the ticker off though. I did create that ticker with a picture, it's not something I have to have though if it annoys you guys.  I will leave it until otherwise instructed.

 

the tickers are important and great....yours is extra neat, Ava.

 

I think Nancy and I are talking about the super sized things, often with moving parts, that have been implanted by unknown pranksters.

 

Poor Wiley has been the most seriously affected with sig bombing

 

and I have been thinking if they hit me, I am not going to like it one bit and would leave the site until it is removed.

 

I feel strongly about it and glad Nancy spoke up.

I think that while people have the right to feel however they want, the sig issue is a non issue.  No one has to look at them because they can be blocked and I think, personally, I would block them if they bothered me and just move on because that's all that is needed to take care of the issue.  That's my opinion.   We all have things on the board we don't like or appreciate.  Saz,  I'm sure no one would put a pic in your sig.  I was only kidding with you when I mentioned it.  If I did do something that bothered you I can assure you that I would not be held hostage at any time by threats to leave.  In a public forum, a wide berth is sometimes necessary by all.  

Ooookkkkaaaayyyy

I am the other half....l.ol.....I think it's a fair assumption to say I'm the silent partener,silent as in carnt do a doody thing on here except write...

I have been at the mercy,of anyone who takes a interest in what the hell I'm doing...l.ol....

So when I arrived lovely nancy took me under her wing...felt sorry for me and gave me a butterfly....

Then between us...well nancy again...my picture was put on show....

Sooo when I got up one morning and suddenly a sparkly name had arrived....I loved it.....and I have asked for it to stay....

Who knows what damage I could do on here if I was clever enough....hehehehe

I love your Sparkily Doreen too ;)

I presumed those that hated signatures had them on block, if not then maybe that is the solution to the problem??

Each to their own,

I found it funny and most definitely helped take my mind off things for a bit but I can also understand why people hate them,

Colleen I think a poll is needed!!!!

Wow sue ..a poll....of course.....presuming I know how to vote...l.ol.....