October 14, 201411 yr A Chinese rang his boss..... Me no work ...I sick.... Boss says...when I'm sick ,I make love to my wife.....try that..... Two hours later,the china man rings back......me feel better now.....you have nice house....
October 14, 201411 yr Author Post anything you want here folks ,that you think our sassy Saz...might enjoy....
October 14, 201411 yr It's pouring rain here today so I find myself with a little extra time. So I decided to use it to cheer up our dear, smutty Sally. A guy named Joe is sitting at a bar. At the other end of the bar is a horse who is crying and crying and crying. The bartender tells Joe that the crying horse is upsetting everyone and ruining his sales for the night. Joe tells the bartender that for 10 bucks he can get the horse to stop crying. The bartender doesn't believe him but agrees. Joe walks over to the horse and whispers something in his ear. The horse suddenly stops crying and starts laughing. Now he's laughing and laughing and laughing! The bartender goes back to Joe and says that the horse's laughter is even more annoying than his crying. Joe tells the bartender that for another 10 bucks he can get the horse to stop laughing. In desperation, the bartender says yes, yes, anything! So once more, Joe goes over to the horse. Suddenly, the horse stops laughing and starts crying again. The bartender is amazed! As he pays Joe his 20 bucks, the bartender asks Joe how he did that. Joe says, "Well, the first time I went over to the horse, I told him that my dick was bigger than his dick. The second time, I showed him."
October 14, 201411 yr Appears there are more than just a few smut sisters here :lol: Still waters run deep... ( ;) )
October 14, 201411 yr Author Oh yes ,the smutts are all coming out now...they just needed a little prodding....l.ol....
October 14, 201411 yr Author Old guy goes to the doctors....he says. Doc I'm worried everytime I make love to my wife I go all bleary,my legs go weak,I can hardly get my breath..... Mmmm the doc asks the 86year old....when did you first start to notice these symptoms.... Old guy says...well.....3times last night....and again this mornin.....
October 14, 201411 yr Please, would y'all get off the geriatric jokes ? You're making me feel like grandma moses. It's the internet fgs...where we are all young and beautiful. :D heard me ? Young and Beautiful !
October 14, 201411 yr Author Ok....tardis joke.... Did dr who tardis .....have a toilet inside.... Or did he just travel back in time..... To a time where he just didn't give a shit. This better sis.....
October 15, 201411 yr Asian woman goes to store in Ohio. (Could be anywhere but love those Ohioans). She only has foreign money but they exchange it for her.Next week she returns, same store, same money but exchange rate is lower. Asian woman questions mr Ohio who responses with "fluctuations" in priceShe responds "fluk you white people too"
October 15, 201411 yr Author Hi sals... Patient....doctor you must help me....I'm under a lot of stress....I keep losing my temper with people..... Doc......tell me about your problem..... Patient....I just did...didn't I.......you stupid s.o.b......
October 15, 201411 yr A man and a woman started to get busy in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
October 15, 201411 yr Author Us scoucers are always on the end of comic,s jokes....ask anyone in the uk... But we do like to laugh at ourselves ...here is just a few . Q..why do sumo wrestlers shave thier legs... A..so they aren't mistaken for a Liverpool woman.... Q..how do you make a scoucers run faster.... A.. Stick a DVD player under his arm.... Q...what do you call a scoucer in a suit.... A... The accused... A...what do you call a woman scoucer in a white shell suit... A... The bride....
October 15, 201411 yr Author What.....you askin a scouser.....I ask another scouser.....Liverpool is full of jokers...l.ol.... You must have heard those comic,s....o.m.g.... I tell ya go to benidorm.....they love us there.....hilerious.....
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