And out comes a stoner trying to hide the smell of his pot

 

I put in some laundry detergent

And out came a foam party

 

I put in a brand new laptop

And out come three days of setup 

 

I put in a bubble factory 

And out came a giant bubble party and y'all are invited...

 

 

 

I put in a a load of (tennis)bats 

And out came a confused racketball player

 

I put in a pack of cheese and crackers

And out came a rat with a wisk broom

 

I put in a basketball net.....

 

 

 

 

Out came a netball court

 

I put in a northerly wind

And out came a kite

 

I put in a tidal wave

And out came a soaking wet llama..

 

 

I put in a viola 

And out came a very confused gentleman in a tux

 

I put in a bag of marbles...

and out flew Tootles...

 

I put in some nugget (shoe polish)

And out came Al Jolson singing Mammy 

 

 

 

I put in a rainbow flag 

And out came a massive helping of pride

 

I put in a mercury thermometer and a tennis racket

John McEnroe frying an egg on centre court at the Australian open

 

I put in an umbrella and a tennis racket

Okay fine, out comes Cliff Richard at Wimbledon ... again

 

But I'll have you know that it was probably warmer in London today than Melbourne!

 

I put in an incredulous look

An out came everyone on earth not in the UK after the above statement.

 

I put in some arrogance

and fe fi fo fum out came an Englishman???

And out came a bunch of privileged elite from the 4 corners of this wee baw....?

 

 

 

I put in a wee row boat...

 

 

 

And out came a bunch of newbies rowing toward the QT ship with the lido deck...

Keep Rowing Friends!!!!!

 

I put in a Wine Tasting voucher....

And out came a grow your own vineyard in a jar....

 

 

I put in a lazy susan

And all my food and your food and everyone's food is in reach. Thank you.

 

I put in a pie chart and one colouring pencil

And out came many, many, many, cherry pies in monochrome 

 

 

I put in 12 morris dancer costumes (still no pressure @Sslippy)

An oot  came a very confused Scottish audience.

 

I put in some sequins and glitter

And out comes a very sparkly @Sslippy after trying to help me with the morris dancers costumes ( any luck with sourcing that plutonium yet @notsmokinjo?? Cos he's doesn't know his arse from his elbow and used all my sparkles..!!)

 

 

I put in matching bra and knickers 

 

And out came a post from babe of the day.

 

I put in an egg and some chillies

I got nothing... cos one cleans you out the other binds you up so all I  can think is would it be some sort of home made colonic irrigation treatment??? Anybody willing to try it..???