Out came a Supernatural marathon

 

I put in 12 cheating Aussie scumbags.

 

(As i like to say "you can't beat a root" but it probably isn't funny to the rest of ya.  We have sliced beetroot (out of cans) on our burgers, maccas even do it on the Aussie Burger... And grated raw beetroot in out coleslaw.. It us yummy but if you eat too much a wizz turns pink)

And out came a sack of sh?t

 

 

I put in an old wire coat hanger 

And out came a Christmas wreath

 

I put in some fossils

And out came my great grandpa's teeth

 

I put in a teddy bear

And out came a picnic...

 

 

I put in a unicorn

And out came some adorable pancakes

 

I put in a set of silverware....

And out came a pirate 

 

 

I put in a palm tree

And out some coconuts

 

I put in a Phoenix

And the whole machine burst into flames. Then from the ashes rose a superdedooper vending machine..

 

 

I put in an odd pair of socks

And out came two left feet

 

I put in a pair of stilettos 

And out came Jessica Rabbit ..

 

 

I put in an Easter Egg

And out came the chicken who laid it

 

I put in bag of sand

And out came a much needed beach party

 

I put in the rest of my annoying snow.....

And out came the biggest snowman ever the size of stay puft from Ghostbusters ..

 

 

I put in some green flubber

And out came complete mayhem.

 

I put in some keys that fit no known locks

And out came the locks they go to

 

I put in my special brownies

Out came Willie Nelson jammin  with Bob Marley's ghost

 

I put in a saint

And out came a reject letter from the cats

 

I put in an odd shaped ball

An out came Aussie rules, the greatest game on earth!

 

I put in 2 white flags.

I give up

 

I put in the bubbles from an aero and the holes from a polo

Out come nothing. The trandaction had too many voids.

 

I put in some scotch, cashews and kangaroo meat.

And out came an Aussie bar-b-que

 

I put in my tax bill

And out came a food voucher for Mr. & Mrs. Jillar

 

I put in a mason jar

Out came done moonshine

 

I put in a cup

And out came coffee to keep jo a happy girl

 

I put in a bag of popcorn