Boo ... Did I make you jump?

 

I put in a trouble making bunny

And out comes someone who thinks Babe's can be male too  

 

I put in a slip n slide

A man on his period

 

I put in lots of purple and a saltire

And out came me on a beautiful blue and white unicorn holding a map of the country called ... wait for it.... Scotland..

 

 

I put in some duck tape and a smile...

And out came cheese and quackers (is duck tape like duct tape lol)

 

I put in my stereo speaker

 

An out came the dulcet tones of Eminem...

 

I put in Barry Manilow 

And out came the Bermuda triangle...

 

 

I put in a red hot chili pepper

And out came an Australian Flea.

 

I put in The Edge

And out came a blood red sky

 

 

I put in a crazy horse

And out came Geronimo

 

I put in my glasses

And out  came 2 jam jars..(jelly jars)

 

 

I put in beautiful purple wisteria ...

And out came a swarm of bees

 

I put in some Vegemite

And out spewed a mountain of sick...!!

( sorry Jo but it had to be said )

 

 

I put in a pair of socks...

And out came a sniffing Jillar

 

I put in some pineapple juice

And out came a frisky Shane

Side note: I only sniff my own socks lol

 

I put in the Saintas

An out marched the 2018 premiership... (Please please please oh great footy gods)

 

I put in a potato and some bacon

out came the next new soup sensation - Coke based Potato Soup With Bacon Crumbles

 

I  put in a fidget spinner

And out come a bunch of 8 year old kids who have had their latest toy confiscated in class

 

I put in a pack of Top Trumps

And out came nelly the elephant singing trumpity trump trump trump trump.. Whilst she was still running from the circus and looking for Mandalay.. (I did have another trump answer but don't want to risk upset any of our American friends so shall keep schtum)

 

 

I put in wee dumbo... (now be nice)

And out came Denis Leary with a giant suppository.

 

I put in some crackling

And out came a badly scratched album

 

I put in a coat rack

An out came an anorak.

 

I put in some coffee and wool and a piano accordion

A totally wired sheep playing for change on the street corner

 

I put in a empty picture frame

And out came some memories

 

I put in some beetroot

And out came a health nut (I just looked this up and am going to try it in pill form for my asthma)

 

I put in a DVD player

And out came a health nut (I just looked this up and am going to try it in pill form for my asthma)

 

I put in a DVD player