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Newbies or Old Phartes

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  • 3 in a row!   Thinking of changing my profile name to Tim, just so I can ask @notsmokinjo, how do you like that TimTam slam?

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Take it away Tammy

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3 in a row!

 

Thinking of changing my profile name to Tim, just so I can ask @notsmokinjo, how do you like that TimTam slam?

Or I could be Slap...Slip slap slam, or is that a tongue twister?

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16... kinda bummed I missed Mizz B

21 hours ago, Sslip said:

3 in a row!

 

Thinking of changing my profile name to Tim, just so I can ask @notsmokinjo, how do you like that TimTam slam?

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UM..... you do know that sounds more than a little bit naughty ;) ..... especially if you consider how one slams a TimTam.

I hadn't considered that Jo. Oh well in for a penny in for a pound. ?

 

Anyhow just to straighten this one out as the old phartes seem to have forgotten the rules. (There is no recovery from an ending that is 20).

 

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-15 morning Wee Lassies... and Lord Sslip..... who wishes I would slam his TimTam

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Mornin Jo.. Ooowww I say Matron.. bit early on a Sunday morn for that kinda talk Slippy..!!

-19 I'm away back to sleep for an hour ? timtam slam does sound fun whatever it means ? it is Aussie version of wham bam thank you mam

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We did it ladies...

 

No weegie it's a biscuit you dunk in tea and sook through it like a straw...hahahaha

 

Have I got it right Jo..??

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 NaughtyNaughty .... for the win... LOL

 

@WeegieWoman a TimTam Slam is the best way to eat a timtam (the best chocolate bickies on earth) but it involves suck until the liquid hits your mouth..... so really its something innocent but I was being naughty.

Omg my pal was telling me and I for the life of me I could not figure out how she does this, but she sooks her coffee through a kitkat and she says its amazing! I'm like how tf do you do that lol is a tim tam slam like that? I really canny picture how that works with a kitKat 

 

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I thought that too Weegie but think a timtam is more like a penguin ... in shape anyway..haha

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-6 ... aye... a timtam slam is like that... so an Irish mate told me that a TimTam is like a penguin but nicer.... and to slam it you bit of diagonally opposite corners, put one in your dring and suck... but you then have to quicky suck the whole bickie into your mouth before it desolves... there is a knack to doing this properly..... so to slam a kit kat (which I have done also... not as good as a timtam but not bad) you bite a bit off each end, so ya can see the wafers, then put one end in ya coffee/tea and suck like its a straw... it doesn't get as disolvey as a timtam,

 

 

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