sgt.barney
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The Sarge believes the answer to be a rather lound and boisterous "Nope". You won't need the SOS. You are a non-smoker. Easy Peasy
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In the (paraphrased) words of The Harpie: "...mentioning JKP or linking to his site causes turmoil" And we can't have that, right? "Turmoil" Who says that? Easy Peasy
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The Sarge just wants to say it. It couldn't be said in TheOtherPlace™. He actually had mods remove text and links (and send a nice polite email that they had done such - the bastards (The Harpie)). HYPOTHESIS: HeWhoShallNotBeNamed™ can be named here. EXPERIMENT: JimmyKoolPantz. Is the experiment repeatable? JimmyKoolPantz JimmyKoolPantz JimmyKoolPantz JimmyKoolPantz JimmyKoolPantz Short Version: JKP JKP JKP CONCLUSION: To be determined ... Easy Peasy
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The Sarge caught three small snapper turtles doing the Menage a 3 in the small pond yesterday. Pics when Mrs. Sarge wakes up - they're on her phone. Does that count as "pets" ? Easy Peasy
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Just don't lick the windows. Especially the display models. Easy Peasy
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Come visit The Sarge ... he's got two of those, too. But no swing ... yet. Easy Peasy
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"weird dreams" Aren't dreams, by definition, weird? Think about it. The Sarge can't remember a "normal dream" whatever that is. Last night he was back in high-school as his 44-year-old self, learning how to weld with Robin Williams as Popeye...in English Literature class. Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot. ??? Over. Easy Peasy
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Pfffft. The Sarge loved Gangsta-Cris. Easy Peasy
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(But slow the fook down!) Easy Peasy
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Can't believe The Sarge didn't do this one first - y'all would have expected this one, right? Easy Peasy
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Easy Peasy
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The Sarge concurs. He's said it before and he'll say it again: Without honesty, there is no quit. No quit. Nothing. Nada. Zippo. Zilch. Diddley-Squat. Easy Peasy
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What you did there, Jonny - The Sarge sees it. Easy Peasy
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HOLY SNOWBALLS, BATMAN - She's alive!!! Easy Peasy EDIT: And apparently got a promotion - to Queen!
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Surrender the Stripe. It will be waiting for you next week. There is no "problem" that smoking will fix. In fact, there is nothing at all that smoking will fix. You know this. Easy Peasy
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The Sarge's favorite song for the past few years. He likes the live performance versions better than the studio recorded. They're more ... real. Waiting For My Real Life To Begin Colin Hay - some of you knew him as lead vocals for Men At Work in the 80's Any minute now, my ship is coming in I'll keep checking the horizon I'll stand on the bow, feel the waves come crashing Come crashing down down down, on me And you say, be still my love Open up your heart Let the light shine in But don't you understand I already have a plan I'm waiting for my real life to begin When I awoke today, suddenly nothing happened But in my dreams, I slew the dragon And down this beaten path, up this cobbled lane I'm walking in my old footsteps, once again And you say, just be here now Forget about the past, your mask is wearing thin Just let me throw one more dice I know that I can win I'm waiting for my real life to begin Any minute now, my ship is coming in I'll keep checking the horizon And I'll check my machine, there's sure to be that call It's gonna happen soon, soon, oh so very soon It's just that times are lean And you say, be still my love Open up your heart, let the light shine Don't you understand I already have a plan I'm waiting for my real life to begin On a clear day I can see, see for a long way On a clear day I can see, see for a long way. Easy Peasy
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The Sarge is waiting on his Becky[2], too ... Both of you: What are you waiting for? Easy Peasy FOOTNOTES: [1] and some only have one nut [2] Mrs. Sarge
