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Welcome aboard the train Sam, Quitting is the best thing you can do for yourself. Failed quits are the best way to learn from your mistakes and get better at recognizing the pitfalls of nicotine addiction. We as a group are all former addicts in various stages of our quit. We will help you everyway we can but it's going to also require a big commitment on your part. There are many articles and videos available to you. These will give you the knowledge to combat the addiction. Your goal as a non smoker should a much happier and healthier version of yourself. So,visit back and enjoy the ride.

Pay your bills by the due date

Yule

Americans must evolve

Angry birds crapping

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C'mon now, I wasn't watching a chick flick like Sleepless in Seattle or The Notebook. I was watching a comedy .

Did you think we were talking about castration here?

It's a good theory don't you think?

Don't you think if you gather the walnuts first they won't be men any more?

I guess it depends on which way your facing Which direction does the moon set in?

How many men are you planning to control by holding their walnuts?

Maybe you should save some room in a side pocket just in case?

Easy, they have died yet Why are cactus plants so hard to kill?

Do you carry walnuts in your purse as well?

Do you want a meat pie?

I not married but I believe your thinking of his walnuts?

I suppose I could carry mine the same way but I was thinking about carrying them in a pie instead?

Does a bag sound out of the question?

Watching Dr. Doolittle on my new 65" TV and having some M&Ms.

Those are boogers

And a place for everything

Nope, but you can always get a job cleaning children's sandboxes What's the difference between your house robe and a judge's robe?