Mac#23

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It's a good thing I got cookies and milk to put out tonight then

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It's also better to be seen and not heard

Choose your flavor

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1- use to label things

And I'll just say,

Rhyme your words

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9- use as a finger splint

A poor man meets a rich man around Christmas. The poor man asks the rich man, "What are you getting your wife this Christmas?" The rich man replies, "Diamond earrings and a Mercedes." The poor man asks, "Why are you getting her two gifts?" The rich man says, "Well, if she doesn't like the earrings then she can drive to the store and exchange them." The poor man nods. Then the rich man asks him, "So what are you getting your wife this year?" The poor man thinks about it for a second and replies, "A pair of slippers and a dildo." The rich man asks, "Why those two things?" The poor man astutely reponds, "This way, if she doesn't like the slippers she can go f*ck herself."

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Intense snowstorm over freaking city Freak

Steak for dinner tonight

Never even remarked

Far far away

I'd like to give everyone on the train a bottle of Irish cheer.

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Just got done with a little grocery shopping. All ready for the snowstorm coming tomorrow. It's supposed to start snowing overnight. It's going to accumulate at a rate of 2 to 3 inches an hour. We have a winter storm warning from noon on Friday until 7pm on Saturday. We could get between 1 and 2 feet when it's done. So, right now I'm going to p!ay a little xbox . Then have a nice steak dinner and get ready for the snow ❄️❄️❄️❄️.

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Nope!!! Merry Christmas Everyone

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