Sslip

Is it a bit sad when our lives have more laughter on a forum than in person. I like my silly friends and distractions here.

Okay ladies, back from bleaching my thing that needed bleaching. Where were we? Ah yes. 1. Is true. I really dislike flying, the whole taking off, landing, just everything about it apart from the distance you can cover is crap. 2. Is true. My wife likes the view as we are coming in to or leaving a city, especially in the dark with the city lit up. 3. Is a lie. Although I did look at the price of the fags and they seemed a bargain. Totally f*ing idiotic. A bargain for something never to be used.

Better than Cadbury's Caramel was Golden Cup

No fluffy, I told everyone they were UFOs. Now I look like a liar .

If you'll bear with me a bit, I just need to go and bleach whatever it is you might use bleach for.

1. I really don't like flying 2. When we fly I always let my wife take the window seat 3. When we went through duty free I still bought tobacco for my brother it's called a memory, although not what it once was Fluffy for heavens sake get in there first

Fluffy would only have copied my guess anyway

Xylophones Sorry Jo! Yoghurt slinging

The classic Jensen Interceptor. The coolest, most childish name in the history of cars and absolutely stunning. Apparently back in the 60s you bought the car and a blonde came along with it.

Right now I know you're super excited about the footy, so unless you've put something in there that allows you to hide a lie in there like either you won't sleep for one of those days or it's not on the radio you're going to see it live for the four and twentys then 1 is the lie

Virility

Cos he was sky diving If what goes up must come down why is there space junk?

A lie sandwich going on here I don't think you are disturbed about it at all 2 is the lie

we were just trying to save you from the horror of Weegie avoiding the obligatory porridge

teeth (go on laugh it up, you'll be sorry when they're gone)

1 ... I reckon even in the coldest weather there's some hard core souls out there

i'm not sleeping i'm just resting my eyes

False ... although thoroughly unpleasant when I have suffered in the past TNP has a globe at home

(I will not allow you to make purple more popular than xylophones ) Restaurants

Is your makeup very different or were you simply more tanned at your wedding?

Have you ever looked better?

Lidos