Wee fluffy me

ostentatious Fraud

Belly

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C'mon we no at F yet.... Choob - making an idiot of yourself Will you sit doon yir makin a right choob of yersel, so yi ur..!!

9 Sure is Weegie and hahahaha no chance G..

9 Ahhh I'm doin good too, getrin a right wee belter of a tan going... haha

9 Hi G, how's u ?

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We use spewin to same reason and also for being sick.. och the poor we sowel was spewin all night .. I have no u but am desperately waiting on F to come around......

Haud the bus.. a lady is getting on? 13

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Hahahahahahahahahha.. It didn't make any difference when I had mine ... I am going for my doughnut now....!!

Back in changing room cos other daughter is a........ Hush my mouth...????

Sitting in new look(clothes shop) changing room for over half an hr now... she o my went in with 6 bloody things...!!!!!!!

Shilling (five in old money)

Seeeven ( that's Ayrshire for seven don't forget to accentuate your Eeeeeee's)

Roadrunner

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Peely wally - pale, under the weather.. Haw Senga, you awright yer offy peely wally lookin..? = Here, Senga, are you okay you are very pale looking...

Aaawwwww.. 1.. True , especially from co-workers but got my own back by being able to call them fuds all day..(fud here is slang for oh wait need to see what letter we are on in topic of the day first) 2.. True, got lots of bunny boiler (for Jo it's from the film fatal attraction when she boiled the rabbit.. basically a crazy, possessed woman out for revenge) 3.. False.. I was on the ball all day so much as they tried their pranks I scuppered them first.. hahah Soooo.. let me think up another 3.....

10 Ooowww just me here...?

Nope not today.. And I just found out it's..... National Doughnut Week.....yep that's right not a day but a whole glorious week.... Haud me back...

9.. Sheesht a needs a weeeeeee bit a sleep.. Catch yi the morra ??

Sex 2 you 2 whispy ?

2 am no sleepin yet.. ha ha xx