Wee fluffy me

-2 Hmmmm.. sorting out greenhouse for growing season and this thought popped into my head.. "Right job done, time for a coffee and a puff.."" Sneaky wee b******d

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Now your hot and my hot are 2 different things, we never quite manage to hit the temps you do except for the summer of "76 when the tar melted on the pavements and you could poke a stick in it and play with it... hahaha I luvs me duvet but it doesn't have a cool switch in times of need so not though lucky if that's one week a year..haha Bedroom window opened or closed

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-2 Cold or hot..??

-1 Yay.. finally your awake.....?

Waiting for the board to wake the hell up.......!!!!! I've got a day off and nobody wants to play...???

Isn't that a whole different kinda drunk ?

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1 doncha have work to do Joe??

Do you want a plaster Sian ? Cos yer gonna blister ?

Told you Jo 6 double whiskies and you'll see unicorns on every street corner, hell You can even ride one home ? As for the answer....... Likes my space to sprawl reality got a bed hogger beside me nuff said ...!! Bed resting your head .. lots of pillows or not...

Yes there is sian? we're at just one just now

1 (I'll let you into a wee secret 6 double whiskies)

Nup I got nothing cos I'm the wee devil on your shoulder... we all missing you over there... it's just a wee bit of fun no harm .... no harm at all.. Anon

3 (I seen that invisible number Jo) Haud on here... am I the only one that doesn't play when I'm meant to be working..??

Hi @barry its fluffy here Whoop whoop happy birthday . Hurry back we miss you ?

Well I am too embarrassed to say my name but gawd damn they doughnuts.. they everywhere I here them calling me.. Ps. I am not addicted to chicks n sticks I find it a lovely social gathering and a great wee blether except when you meet the strong and silent type that's the ones I want to pelt with doughnuts ?

Ok so yesterday I trailed the length and breadth of the town many times over with my little and not so little darlings and have realised that this was the wrong day to break out the flip flops for the first time this year cos I've got dirty great blisters in between my toes and sheesht they are sooooooo sore...!! And have you ever tried to put a plaster inbetween your toes..?

Don't detox ... I need ya hun ?

4 Nope Joe's no talkin, must be the strong and silent type...?

Strawberry jam (homemade) with buttery toast ?

5 Oooww hellooo Joe ?

^^ not gonna be happy much longer no milkshake and no burger.. They going all healthy.. Once again punishing the ones that use it as an occasional treat and not a substantial meal 3 or 4 times a week... Just like this Bloody sugar tax....Pppfffttt... (Getting off high horse now....#%$%$# oops landed on my bahooky) Lemon curd ( I luv my home made the best but I can't eat it anymore..??)