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  1. bakon

    Islanders

    It's all jiberish
  2. bakon

    Book of Stupid

    Sorry but a name needs added to the book Sonic
  3. bakon

    Islanders

    I forgot how dumb you are meathead
  4. bakon

    chicks or sticks

    Five. Teen
  5. bakon

    Book of Stupid

    Today. Ronald McDonald red hair. Not a wig. Must be in style. Camo pj bottoms. Camo sweatshirt top. But camo patterns were different. So I could see her easy. I think the distinct differences and line drawn between patterns caught my eye and she didn't blend well in a suburban area. Maybe it was hair and then I saw the rest.
  6. bakon

    Islanders

    What's difference. English. British
  7. bakon

    chicks or sticks

    Four. Teen
  8. bakon

    Islanders

    Scotland England Wales. What is British or Britain? Different queens? Also how well do cars understand your instructions? I watch a car show from the Island called Grand Tour with three English blokes and they had a clip of a guy from Wales trying to pair his phone to the car. Funny stuff. Why do you talk so funny? Like cotton in your mouth sometimes and other times like your holding your nose? Someone tell me Sean Connery is what?
  9. Week is great start. Do you realize how many smokers wish they were you already?
  10. bakon

    Book of Stupid

    Clever? Doubtful
  11. bakon

    chicks or sticks

    3.
  12. I had a cat once or twice. Didn't care for it much. The rice was the best part of the meal and the soy sauce was salty.
  13. bakon

    chicks or sticks

    Two
  14. bakon

    Book of Stupid

    Today I saw one of my son's high school buddies. His name is Derek but I called him Dumbass. In station to pay a parking ticket on his 2017 car. Works at Target and lives at home still. 31. I asked him "so how's your mom's basement? He don't get it. He says "no, I got my own room still."
  15. bakon

    chicks or sticks

    O
  16. Exactly!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  17. The birds flew off with a fallout shelter
  18. bakon

    Book of Stupid

    PS I am King Stupid. But only CUsse I like fun
  19. bakon

    Book of Stupid

    I thought it was a race bike helmet looking right. Like a profile. Goat fits better for his stupid stuff
  20. I forgot what a nincompoop techno-nothing she was. Kind of like a nerd without a special ability
  21. bakon

    chicks or sticks

    One
  22. This'll be the day that I die
  23. bakon

    Book of Stupid

    Raining here. So they are now wet and stupid. My wife tells me I say stupid too much. Things on tv, clothes, even songs or a prayer get labeled if I don't like them. I tell her I am just a referee in life, "I call them like I see them"
  24. Horney Toad. Nice selfie. Had to place the phone all over my body and put it on vibrate so it felt like real kisses. You are an inspiration to a lot of people and I believe the untold number would believe God made this one of your traits for his purpose. Funny and naughty is how I would definitely label you. Firm with some and support to others. Your counting skills suck monkey balls. When we have the next get together in Mousetown I hope to see you (and grope smarti again). You must be royalty with Queen of Scotland burrito showing up early. And Nancy probably peeing her pants as she couldn't wait for today. Also El-stupido Bat was up early. Booger and his tardo brother probably passed out by now
  25. I wish I was faster at taking video or pictures with my cell phone. Every day I see so many stupid things and people. Hardest part of my job is not telling someone how dumb they are. Watching a kid text and skateboarding. What do you think happened? Then the outfits. A Ronald McDonald wig and a maroon velvet jumpsuit on a fat girl. I don't post pictures here much and thank God for that inability. This thread is for posting personally observed window licking. Not internet found tards. I am currently watching a guy in an electric wheelchair at a custom car show and everyone cutting him off from getting too close. Is it wrong to shoo away the handicapped to save your paint?

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