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G’day NOPE .....Not One Puff Ever.

I am not going to smoke today. NOPE.

Posting because I miss Jilly B & I will hit double digits this month. Class of Buttkickers 2016!

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N.O.P.E. 🙏

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NOPE for today! NEVER FORGET!!!!!!!!

Gary better hurry up Quitting Girl and me are taking the hit 🤣🐸

Good morning NOPE!! With a new blossom on my transplanted Magnolia.😎 .

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Kakapo

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A young boy sitting with his grandfather says, "Granddad, tell me about the war." The grandfather says, "Well, when I first went in the army they were training me to be a paratrooper and my jump instructor was great big black sergeant with a bad attitude. Now I've always been afraid of heights and I was deathly afraid of having to jump out of an airplane. So the on our first training mission when it came my turn to jump I just couldn't bring myself to step out the door of the plane. The sergeant got mad at me, pulled down his pants and screamed, "Recruit, if you don't jump right now I'm gonna shove this big black **** right up your ass!!" The little boy, now wide eyed, said, "Gee, grandpa. Did you jump?" The grandfather replied, "Yeah, but only a little at first."

A man goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted. She pulls out a needle to give him a shot of local anesthetic, but he says, “No way! I hate needles!” So she starts to hook up the nitrous oxide mask, and he says, “I can’t do that either. The thought of having the mask on suffocates me!” The dentist then asks the man if he has any objection to taking a pill. “No,” he says, “I’m fine with pills.” She returns with two blue pills. “What are those?” he asks. “Vi agra,” she replies. He says, “Wow! I didn’t know Vi agra works as a painkiller!” “It doesn’t,” said the dentist, “but it’ll give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth.”

Yeah, me too! I was gonna party till the 13th as well but then earlier today on my way to the store for more beer, I tapped out 😵‍💫

To all friends and folks across the Pond Sending love and warm wishes to you all ..remembering all the people who lost their lives ,their families. I post this from all here in the U.K. … A day we will always remember ❤️❤️❤️❤️