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I am not going to smoke today. NOPE.

G’day NOPE .....Not One Puff Ever. Are you thinking of smoking?

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Long ass Monday with a big fat NOPE!! for tonight.

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Nope! NEVER AGAIN

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Good morning NOPE!!

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ago G’day NOPE .....Not One Puff Ever. good fishn spot

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A man finds his seat at the Super Bowl, but notices that there’s an empty seat between himself and the next guy. “Who in their right mind would miss the Super Bowl?!” The man next to him smiles and says, “Well, actually this was my wife’s seat. She passed away recently, and we had already purchased the tickets.” The first guy responds, “Oh, I’m sorry for your loss,” but then thinks for a second and adds, “Don’t you think it would have been nice to take one of her family members to the game?” The man looks ahead and replies, “I would, but they are all at her funeral right now.”

One afternoon, two young boys wandered into a pharmacy. They roamed the aisles for a bit before confidently grabbing a box of tampons and making their way to the checkout. The pharmacist, curious and a little amused, looked at the older boy and asked, "How old are you, son?" "Eight," the boy answered proudly. The pharmacist smiled and leaned in. "Do you know what these are used for?" he asked. The boy shrugged and said, "Not exactly. They're not for methey're for my little brother. He's four." Trying to hold back a chuckle, the pharmacist said, "Oh really? And why would your brother need these?" The boy replied, perfectly serious, "We saw on TV that if you use these, you can swim, play tennis, and ride a bike. My brother can't do any of those things yet."

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A wealthy financial backer of a hospital goes on a tour with the director, and can’t help but notice a patient masturbating. She is shocked, but the director explains “This man suffers from Semenitis, a rare medical condition where his testicles fill up too quickly.” The woman says “I suppose it is ok then”. Continuing their visit, they now walk past a room where a patient receives an oral from a nurse. Shocked again, the woman asks, “And why is THIS happening in your hospital??” The director calmly responds “Same condition. The patient just has a better healthcare plan.”

I am not going to smoke today. NOPE.

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Floating around on the internet 😂

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Early NOPE!! for tomorrow.

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Jerry walks into the lingerie department at Macys and says to the sales associate, Id like a Southern Baptist bra for my wife, size 34B. With a puzzled look, the sales associate asks, A what? A Southern Baptist bra, Jerry repeats. My wife told me to ask for one. She said youd know exactly what she meant. Oh, yes, the sales associate says with a smile. Now I understand. We dont get many requests for those anymore. Most of our customers these days ask for the Catholic bra, the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian bra. Confused, Jerry asks, So whats the difference? The sales associate replies, Its really quite simple. The Catholic bra supports the masses. The Salvation Army bra lifts the fallen. And the Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch and upright. Jerry thinks about it for a moment before asking, Hmmm I know Im going to regret this, but what does the Southern Baptist bra do? The sales associate smiles and replies, Ah the Southern Baptist bra makes mountains out of molehills.