My niece has just set off on an asian cruise for 7 months as an on-board performer, i hope she doesn't get cabin fever 

 

Sea 

??A sailor went to sea, sea, sea, to see what he could see, see, see. But all that he could see, see, see, was the bottom of the deep blue sea , sea, sea....??

 

 

Rhyme

 

 

 

 

No need to rhyme when writing a Haiku.

 

ransom

The bank executive was held for ransom.

 

guitar

Cort imports the blackwood they use for guitars from the Otway ranges in Victoria, Australia.

 

Harvest

 

 

The harvest festival seemed to be a big event when I was in school, but I hear little about it now. 

 

Moon

I bet @Sslip never got in trouble for chuckin a moon out the school bus window.

 

Punishment

Maybe his punishment was eating balut for supper.

 

copper

I don't think he'd have enough copper in his spine let alone steel to take that punishment.

 

Tease

I like to tease hubby about that thing that dangled from his nose at a party

 

Stupendous

I have a stupendous headache this morning. Thank heavens for paracetamol, sometimes the drugs do work.

 

Advice

I am currently taking advice from my good friends Weegie and slippy on where the sun has gone..

 

 

Shy

The sun hasn't gone away, it's just feeling a little shy this morning.

 

Spring

Now everybody says it's spring but nobody has told my plants that, they are still sleeping..!!

 

 

Frosty

I got a frosty reception when I asked the vegan society if I could still have milkshakes.

 

Dairy

So, I went down to the dairy for a pint of full fat milk but would you believe the cows have went all "healthy choices" and only produce almond, soya or coconut milk these days.! ???

 

 

Buzzword

I'm too old for new buzzwords, can't the English language wait a bit while I catch up?

 

Dinosaur

The older I get the more of a dinosaur I feel. I see myself as a diplodocus ?..

 

 

 

Creaking

I thought the bedroom floor was creaking when I got up this morning, then I realised it was my knees.

 

Liar

Oops I would like to believe you but I think you are a liar and are actually as fit as a butcher's dog (that's impressive for an auld codger)?

 

 

Jest

Many a true word is spoken in jest.

 

Lucky

 

 

Well I have downloaded my calorie counting app and managed to blow my intake before 3pm, lucky for me today was just a trial run.. !!

 

 

Torture

Eating sensibly is only torture if you can't convince yourself lettuce is a treat.

 

Delusion

Shane is living under the delusion that Brussel sprouts are not the second best vegie after potatos.

 

Victory

Jo's victory is a hollow one, as she's aware I get to play cricket for the next 4 months. 

 

Summer