Are there any peeping toms amongst us?

Saliva

 

 

My saliva no longer tastes like smoke.

 

Representative 

You are representative of a good human being

Idiot

Idiots throw away their quits thinking they can have 'just one'.

 

smoking

Smoking kills 

Positive

I am positive I can never take another puff. 

 

Nipple

You could hang a coat on my nipple

 

Tipple

It doesn't take much of a tipple for inhibitions to fly oh the window.

 

Piggery

Who else had to google piggery?

 

Gobbledygook

Ninety percent of what comes out if my mouth is gobbledygook to everyone else on the train.

 

Frogs

Did you have to dissect frogs in high school biology?

 

cowboys

 No, but I tried to dissect a few cowboys as an angry young man.

 

Cranium

 

Is Penls Cranium the scientific name for what I like to refer to my prime minister as?

 

Salad

“Penis cranium is legitimate name most politicians could be called” I pondered as I ate my salad.  

 

Concentrate

"Jo would do so much better if she would only concentrate" grade 3 re.. Oh look the suns come out and... Where's the tranny the footy's on in... Hey kid you got home... Um what are we doing?

 

Pickle

Edited March 25, 20188 yr by notsmokinjo

Would you like sandwich or ploughmans pickle on your  baguette.?

 

 

Toe

I just clipped my toe nails

 

Masterchef

As I sat watching classic reruns of Masterchef, I was reminded how much Lloyd Grossman irritates me.

 

Deaf

I’m so deaf, I’ve never heard of Lloyd Grossman

 

Anus

Where's the bum cream for slippys anus

 

Slippers

If slippy doesn't own slippers wot does he wear on his feet on Sundays?

 

Chook

 

Alright chook, whats your name and where do you come from?

 

Black 

Black marks have gone in the book for you two ladies.

 

Trouble

Hey @Weegie I thought we were in trouble then but checked and he definitely said ladies so were in the clear.

 

Punishment

The punishment for bigamy is two mothers in law.

 

tongue