Luckily, our valedictorian enjoys speaking

 

spoke

Stopped picking on kitchen elves

 

Items

Incidentally, those elves made sandwiches

 

chomp

Couldn't have offered me  part?

 

Offer

Over frightening frowns, energy returns 

 

Noble

Noticed our butts  look enlarged

 

Butts

Because unusually tubby tushies showing

 

stops

Stomach topples over pants still

 

Still

Stop titillating innocent little learners 

 

Pause

Prisoners aboard, unfortunately some escaped

 

Board

Bored orangutans are reading diarys

snoop 

Snobby neighbor opened our package

 

Snobs

Snobby neighbor ordered better stuff 

 

stuffs

Snob, that unconscionable fart face

 

Farts 

Facts are really troublesome sometimes

 

liars

 

 

Lots information and reprehensible spies

 

Spies

Spies peered into everyone's shower

 

looks

Luckily only one kook spied

 

Plots

Played lots of two-man stoopball

 

stoop

She's thinking of other people

 

Splat

She's playing lacrosse after two.

 

balls

Betting another lousy lacrosse season

 

 

Therm

 

That's hardly encouraging rooting, ma'am.

 

spoil

Sixty penguin orchestra is lovely

 

Music

Many ugly socks in church

 

Wraps