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I can't wait to hear the umpire say "Play Ball"
February 8, 20197 yr
I did not have sexual relations with that woman
March 31, 20188 yr
Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry, When the boys came out to play, Georgie Porgie ran away. ?
December 5, 20187 yr
camel toe
Speak up sonny, I can't hear you
If you want something you need to speak up
Speak up for the underdog
Time to step up to the plate
Yes got a lot on his plate
Did you know he had a plate in his head
Plate up a delicious meal
All our meals are delicious and hot
A hot time in the old town tonight
All I can hear is that freaking town cryer
I hear you man
Why is that man dressed like a hippie
Don't have a cow man
When will the cows come home?
Time to get up and milk the cows
Lets turn back the hands of time
I've got nothing but time
Time is on our side
Keep on the sunny side of life
I like my eggs sunny side up.
He's a tough egg to crack
People are starting to crack while staying home
Step on a crack, break your mama's back
Be careful you don't step over the line
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