My ears are burning 

My, my, my would you look at that.

you look like youve been dragged through a hedge backwards

Its like taking two steps forwards and one step backwards.

 

we'll just take baby steps

baby, you ain't seen nothin' yet.

Here's something you'll never forget 

stop making something out of nothing

Stop! Drop! and Roll!

Its a drop in the ocean 

Drop your pants, this won't hurt a bit. (lied the proctologist) 

liar liar, pants on fire

Get some fire in your belly

out of the frying pan and into the fire

Did somebody light a fire under her arse..!!

Shes got a face like a slapped arse 

You've got it all arse about face

youve got more faces than big ben

That's very big of you to say so

hes the big cheese

If you don't like it then that's hard cheese

im stuck between a rock and a hard place

Place these words in order, "care don't I". 

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me..!!

 

(Aye right. I'll take sticks and stones over words any day..)

Youre all skin n bones