Well I'm part Irish so what do you think?

I can teach you any position at the restaurant, do think you want to learn a new skill?

 

 

I'm off to bed I'm exhausted.

 

Edited June 24, 20206 yr by Mac#23

Is being a buser setting my standards too high?

Wonder if Mac needs a bar b1tch who knows all the words to the songs?

 

(Didn't say she could sing)

I'm not looking for a bar b1tch but I am looking for cooks.

Does anyone know someone who might be interested?

Do you have to know how to cook?

Do ya need to make good boxty?

Some cooking skills appreciated, who doesn't appreciate good boxty?

But does ya cook get a dish pig or do they have ta do their own?

 

 

(Just jerried wot a bussie is...in pubs we call the glassies ... But in restraints and cafes the waiters & waitresses are also responsible for clearing the tables)

Is this rhyme true?

 

'Boxty on the griddle, boxty on the pan; if you can't make boxty, you'll never get a man'.

17 hours ago, Mac#23 said:

I'm not looking for a bar b1tch but I am looking for cooks.

Does anyone know someone who might be interested?

 

What happened to the cooks you had before the virus?

They found other employment, anyone interested in working at a busy Irish pub?

Sounds tempting can you send us your resume to see if we want to work with you?

How many potato dishes would I need up me sleeve?

I'm offended, do you really need to decide that?

Since when have potatoes been offensive?

Can you make a good Irish stew or shepherds pie?

How about a cottage pie? 

How about a moon pie?

Do you have a hairy pie? 

Isn't that a little personal?

Are we not all hairy in lockdown ? 

No, is it mandated there?

Can you call the gardener for me and tell him to bring his shearers?

Can't you mow ya own lawn?