Well yes, the kid has had Mr Han, Mr Miagi, Bruce, Chuck, Mr Noris, Jackie, Mr Chan, Jet and Fluffy.... she has decided she doesn't want anymore fighting fish. I think the kid just feeds them too much what do you think?

They eat and poop like the other pets so why not?

Hold on a minute, how come fluffy got a fish named after her, wheres the jillar and weegie? 

Apparently its funny to name Siamese fighting fish after movie karate people and its also funny to call a fish 'fluffy'. I'm not sure I can live through the requiem mass for two more flipping fish. Do you think making me play the last post is a bit excessive?

So where can I get magic soccer spay?

Is that like catsnip spray? 

You obviously don't know that you can only have one fighting fish in a tank or they'll kill each other?

 

Is it those angel fish you have, angels they most certainly are not? 

I have names for all of my koi, there's Spa, Goldie, Smokey, Jawa, Gold DJ (the neighbor kid named it), Nemo, Eddie and Trick and Treat. Do you think it's mean that I never named my one and only remaining pond goldfish?

Your fish all sound a bit gangsta jillar, whats that all about? 

Oh we know you can only have one in the tank at a time... the tank just has a high turnover rate... I'll ask her if she wants another and tell her she has to call it weegie. Do you think she'll be keen?

 

Jillar, why is it bad you didn't name Nigelle No Mates the last one left?

 

 

Do you think having just one is the way to go? 

Is it bad that we've only got names for three of our fish?

7 minutes ago, notsmokinjo said:

Nigelle No Mates the last one left

 

Isn't that a bit long for a name?

How many fish do you have Shane?

Have i gate crashed the fish society's agm? 

Jillar, couldn't you call it Nige for short?

Slip, make the grand kiddies name them, kids come up with the wierdest names, do you think your grandkids could give us a laugh?

Weegie, if you have more than one siamese in a tank they fight to the death... but they are pretty to look at?

Around 25, but only 7 are Koi, the rest are goldfish and guess which are the sods that breed?

 

We have Fred the Redhead, Fin (because one is missing) and Nemo, who ended up getting sucked into the filter system, where he lived for around 6 months.

Edited July 10, 20188 yr by Sslip

How big is your pond Shane?

Nemo lived in the filter system for 6 months???

Lol i laughed at that too jo, though im not sure what it meant? 

The pond is around 8 x 6 x 3 foot, but what's funny about a poor bubby fish getting sucked into the filter system?

It just sounded funny and did it take you six months to notice?

Was he named Nemo before or after deciding to live in the filter system??

Was he there so long cos he was waiting for a Pelican to assist his escape?

Yeah well who really cares about a baby fish apart from the heron who sometimes takes an interest?

Are you so posh you have heron in your garden???

So I just barracked for Belgian cos I couldn't bring myself to barrack for France... bloody hell that's it I have to cheer for them in the final now so someone else can win... what is wrong with me?