You're suggesting us men are devious enough for that kind of behaviour?

What the hell happened to Barry?

Yes Shane and more mischievous than devious don't you think?

Hoping Barry is doing well, I know he got busy, so I'm believing he is still good and mischievous, that has a nice ring to it doesn't it?

It does, I like it too And it's much more fitting for you hubbys don't you think?

I miss barry and there are others too, beazel...there are more i just cant think, do you think they are ok? 

I think they are?

I think you are like me and you are hopeful...? Shall we sing a wee carol 

Yes I am like you, what wee Carol would you like to sing at this late hour for you?

Do you know carol vorderman? Shes a bit like kim k 

No I don't. Does she like to sing wee carols?

Edited July 7, 20188 yr by jillar

I duno but i reckon she needs big pants? 

We got way bigger butts here. Do you watch American tv shows?

Yes ive seen the sort you could sit a cup of tea on them, do you have one of those? 

Would she own up to it if she did..?

OMG I missed so much banter and still in a state of corned beef shock, cos we hve it all the time here and not outta a crappy tin. Who loves the slow cooker?

What's a slow cooker? Is it when your missus doesn't get the tea on quick enough?

Oi men are slow cookers, why cant husbands chop vegetables fast?

Fear of being asked again?

You doing anything for the footy slippy? 

Will be heading out shortly for some refreshments but then watching at home with the kids. What refreshments should I go with?

Pims..?

 

 

 

Tea and a scoooone??

Edited July 7, 20188 yr by Wee fluffy me

Is it not just horsey people who drink pims? 

You know your English is really quite good for a Scottish lass?

 

Weegie, what makes you think I'm not a horsey person?

Oh i take it back, is this you? 

? Where the hell did you find that picture of me? Not really 'cos he's actually managed to hit the ball!

 

 

Anyhow with Pimms it has to be the blackberry and elderflower doesn't it?