well they sound better than satin which are slippery suckers don't you think?

Is there no place in this world for slippery? 

sometimes slippery is an advantage isn't it?

Mostly when wrestling?

Or if you get stuck in a tube?

or when ya playin slip n slide?

Our tube is the underground. Best not to get slippery with strangers? 

So foam parties are a no-go?

Surely everyone knows what they've let themselves in for at a foam party? 

so does mutual consent mean that they are nolonger strangers?

Doesn't mutual consent mean they're a partner in crime at the very least? 

Doesn't everyone love a partner in crime?

They are the best kind of fun aren't they? 

Do you have a favorite partner in crime?

Mmmmm..  i don't have one.. So pray tell...how does one get a partner in crime...?

Don't you just have to find someone willing to get up to the same kind of mischief?

Can you have a gang then..?

Don't we have to be careful of gangs after Gary Glitter?

If we had a gang then it wouldn't be called a partner in crime anymore would it?

That's more a crime syndicate isn't it?

A worldwide syndicate? 

So are you our contact in cali?

sure, and you're our contact in the UK?

We'll get the Wee's in on it as well though?

Oh yes, we'll need them if we're to be worldwide right?