No matter the pronunciation I still don't get how it's the fastest cake in the world?!

Doesn't cone rhyme whit moan?

Have you tried saying "its gone" really, really fast without prounanouncing the it, just the s and moving your head like a race car just drove past?

Why on earth would we do that?

Because funny?

Funny or funny looking? And why hasn't jo answered about her brown sheets yet?

Well maybe I like my sex dirty or maybe I just think the brown sheets go nice with the doona cover an I have ocd and things have to be matchy?

What color are they BEFORE sex?

Jillar are you trying to work out whether you should try something new?

More like what color sheets should  I buy?

Edited May 29, 20188 yr by jillar

Hmm, well that's a fine explanation to use if anyone asks isn't it?

Sheets just need to be washed after sex dont they? 

Not right after surely that would ruin the mood?

They only need to be washed after sex?

Do you have brown sheets too? 

Not on purpose?

Brown sheets are awesome.... starting brown is the way to go Jillar don't you think??

Do you wear brown clothes too jo? 

My pal wears brown and i mean what is brown, brown is the colour of crap

(Maiden name brown hate my dad gal)

What color clothes do you prefer weegie?

Can you believe ive lime green shorts and a pink vest on right now? 

But im like most other women and wear black mostly. Can i get some back up and im not talking pjama attire? 

I'm not into colourism I wear all colours equally... well no, i think i wear black the most... and I hate pink.... tend to wear a lot of red.... I think we all wear a lot of black don't you agree Jillar?

Hey but brighter colours in pjamas right? 

I'd go bright on the pjs.... do you think I own any?

Im still rocking pink vest and lime shorts trying to think of a haiku, and can you believe a tiny wee moth just blew up my nose?