Is it overcast when it's not raining or is my imperfections showing?

There is a reason that particular stereotype exists isn't there? 

could it be all the rain/fog/clouds?

Can I be sure that's not just my failing eyesight?

Or am I just spoiled because I'm living the dream?

what is the dream?

Is it strange if your dreams have midgets in wheelchairs yelling at you about smoking?

Surely if they are discouraging you from smoking all help is welcome?

arent all dreams strange?

My dreams aren't weird, but could that just be my definition of weird? 

Sometimes my dreams are fun and I don't want to wake up. Do you get that?

do you close your eyes and try get back into it?

of course, don't you?

yes, but its never quite the same or goes off in a different direction?

Don't you love the dreams that wake you up by your own laughter?

Is it fair that you're funnier than I am?

Who judged that and was pineapple involved?

If you wake yourself up laughing at your dreams and I don't, doesn't that mean you're funnier? 

Doesn't it just mean my dreams are funnier?

Can I have some of your dreams if they are that good? 

Will she share them with me too, I need some laughs?

Is it not so cute when you are woken up by your husband giggling in his dream like a wee kid? 

I'll share as long as you don't take them all?

Don't you reckon getting woken up by snoring is worse?

Getting woken up or not being able to sleep because of the dang snoring?